The Douche Card

25 Pack Douche Card

Don’t you just hate it when you’re at a bar working on a girl, then some cock block takes your spot as soon as you walked away to buy her a drink? Just reach in your pocket and hand him Douche Card ($5/pack of 25) to let him know exactly what you think. With so many douches out there, you might as well pick up a couple of packs. [source]