Sometimes at GearCulture HQ we’re amused by the offerings that roll onto our desks, occasionally we’re amazed, but rarely have we been as amused and amazed (and a little bit afraid) by the i.Con Smart Condom, a rubber that promises to let you know how good you are–or not–in the sack. But the world’s first fitness tracker for your Johnson wasn’t just designed to make you feel inadequate–it’ll keep tabs on your sexual health too.