From the founder of NutriBullet comes another revolutionary pulverizer, and it’s (awesomely) called Beast Blender. This sturdiest of smoothie-makers, available in Carbon Black or Pebble Grey, boasts a bite that’s certainly worse than its bark. Less noise, more power, it sports a 1000W motor, six-edge stainless steel blades, and comes with a drinking lid, storage lid and carry cap.