Those who fear their digital addiction is ever-separating them from the natural world should feast their peepers on the Smart Home Control Hub, essentially an internet-connected length of lumber. The tongue-in-cheek design hides a touch-sensitive interface that acts as a control center for all your home’s connected appliances while also being able to receive and display messages. It’s equipped with a voice command microphone–but alas does lack a speaker, so queries are answered by way of text.