Sure to attract some admiring and perplexed glances, the MuscleSkinSuit is a range of clothing inspired by a love of cycling and graphics. The figure-hugging items boast a rather funky design that will make it look as though you have quite literally jumped out of your skin. It enhances the shape of your natural muscles, so looks very cool if you have the body to match. But if you’re a bit of a lard-ass, don’t bother.