The coolest bottle opener ever, so says its makers, we may just be inclined to agree. It certainly sports the coolest name. The Corkicle Decapitator is a lean, mean bottle beheading machine that will have you downing that beer just for the fun of opening a new one. The drunker you get, the funner it gets too. Trust us (GearCultre disclaimer from our lawyers: drink responsibly).