Out-drinking Mel Gibson is probably one of life’s impossible tasks, but you could certainly out-macho his Braveheart with this 5.11 Tactical Kilt. This fully functional man-skirt boasts interchangeable TDU style cargo pockets for ammo rounds and magazines and Teflon treatment for stain and soil resistance. Though, the latter would probably be of more use to the enemy than you, mighty warrior.
