Uzi Tactical Pen

How do you make a simple pen cooler? Design it with a rugged exterior that can deliver blunt force trauma, of course. Not only does the UZI Tactical Pen ($20) excel as a writing instrument, but it also has added features that can save your life. Made of lightweight aircraft aluminum, the Uzi features a solid triangular breaking crown that can be used to strike haters or to break glass in an emergency.