It doesn't matter who you are, but you cannot look cool drinking from a straw. That is unless you're drinking from the Titanium Straw. Easily the most awesome straw ever, the Chuck Norris of all straws is made of food grade titanium, which is tasteless, odorless, does not corrode, is non-allergic, and has very low thermal conductivity. And with its lightweight and super strong construction, you can just stab right into juice boxes or fruits you want to drink.