It doesn’t matter who you are, but you cannot look cool drinking from a straw. That is unless you’re drinking from the Titanium Straw. Easily the most awesome straw ever, the Chuck Norris of all straws is made of food-grade titanium, which is tasteless, odorless, does not corrode, is non-allergic, and has very low thermal conductivity. And with its lightweight and super strong construction, you can just stab right into juice boxes or fruits you want to drink.
Titanium Straw
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