Ass Savers Emergency Mudguards


Unlike your wife or girlfriend, this literally means what it says. Ass Savers Emergency Mudguards will protect your derriere, and the rest of you for that matter, from unsightly wet cycling stripes should you ever get caught short. There’s a BrookShield which has been designed to fit with BROOKS and old-school saddles, and for the modern-man there’s the aptly named SmartAss.